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Your ride or mine?

Pembeli: "Mas, telornya berapa sekilo?"
Penjual: "Telor ayam atau telor bebek?"
Pembeli: "Telor ayam."
Penjual: "Telor ayam biasa atau ayam kampung?"
Pembeli: "Ayam biasa."
Penjual: "Yang lokal atau yang import?"
Pembeli: "Yang lokal aja."
Penjual: "Yang lokalnya mau yang dari Jakarta , Bogor atau Depok?"
Pembeli: "Yang Jakarta deh..." (Sambil terlihat kesal).
Penjual: " Mau yang Jakarta Pusat, Barat, Timur, Utara, atau Selatan?"
Pembeli: "Mas ini jual telor atau mau jalan-jalan?"
Penjual: "Maaf Bu, saya penjual mie ayam di sebelah! Kebetulan yang jual telor lagi ke belakang. Saya disuruh ngobrol dulu sama pembeli sampe dia dateng."

Comments

  1. bwoh...saspen eh...ahahahaha

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  2. AHAHAHA WASTING TIME TU EH!! MEMBARI MALAS. lol.

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  3. hikhikhikhikhik ur breakfast this morning really crunching my tummy, inda pyh wat ex.tummy lg :D:D :D

    ~DA~

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  4. LOL!!! hahaha.. bagus eh tacticnya ah.. huhuh.. anyways. Very very nice layout.. mcm me-renovate jamban baru.. hehe.. :)

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  5. ha.ha. should use this delay tactic one of these days ..

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  6. Mamalobengs.. I don't know how you come up with such comments.. So..orisinal!!..I never see it that way..hahahaa

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  7. heheheh yeah, the story made my day as well!

    mamalobengs: awu masang tile baru lai, bari kelas sikit heheh! watch out for the debris ah...

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